Ten days ago, on Monday 7th January, I left my home, in the snow, and started a cycling holiday. I had booked accomodation along the way, and cycled, over three days, from Newhaven to Brighton, Steyning, Storrington, Midhurst and Petersfield (day one), Petersfield to Winchester, Porton Down and Amesbury (Stonehenge) (day two) and then over Salisbury Plain to Devizes and then across to Bath on day three. I took the train from Bath to Bristol, stayed there overnight and took the train on day four to Swansea. I spent two days in Swansea and returned by train to Newhaven on the Saturday.





The ride was good fun, although 50+ miles a day for three days is hard going!
Some of the things I saw on the way included a monument to dead horse at Farley Mount, the Kennet and Avon Canal was amazing - what an achievement 200 years ago! I cycled along the cycle path on the tow path from Bradford-on-Avon to Bath, and also had lunch next to it at the top of the Caen Hill Locks at Devizes. The whole structure is pretty “wow” and pretty busy too. I saw the top secret research labs and Porton Down, and the countryside around Stonehenge is pretty amazing too….





I can’t believe how there was nobody around! Everyone goes to see the stones, which are pretty dull really, compared to all the earthworks on the Cursus and The Avenue, plus all the burial mounds too. I didn’t go into Stonehenge, you pay £6 to get about 30ft closer than the road, you can’t touch or get in the circle, plus there are loads of Japanese and American tourists to annoy you. I had a peek through the fence, but the amazing part is the processional avenue and everything else, which is FREE. GO AND SEE THESE PEOPLE! Don’t waste your money on the stones, you can see those from the road as well as you can from inside, but learn some HISTORY and don’t just go “wow, stones”!!! I ended up almost ANNOYED at the people who were there in their hundreds at half past nine in the morning and missing out on a misty, spooky, crisp and frosty exploration just 200 metres away!!!!!
Bath is a really pretty city, and I’m quite gutted I didn’t choose to stay there, but I went to te Youth Hostel at Bristol instead. Go to Bath people! Explore the canal…. I really can not recommend it highly enough.





Bristol - well, what a shithole! Seriously, someone has had the bright idea to redevelop! Never redevelop! They have ended up wit acres of glass and stainless steel. How boring! Compared to Bath this city is RUBBISH. Sorry if you live there, I’m sure it has its good points, but it just seemed to be “trendy” bars and clubs around the quayside. The Clifton Suspension Bridge is amazing. Visit it. Visit Clifton. Visit the camera obscurer. Don’t visit Bristol.



So I got the train to Swansea (£5, bargain!), booked in advance, by accident, from Bristol Parkway. I say “accident”….. it should have been from Bristol Temple Meads. Parkway is 5 miles (8km for those too stupid to convert!) from the city centre - the commuter station. I wasn’t feeling very well (bad night) so I wasn’t happy at having to cycle to a station, the location of which was a, badly signed, mystery. Luckily the GPS found it and took me there. Parkway is how stations should be. Modern, clean, a viewing platform with tea bar, warm, not draughty. I know that our Victorian stations are amazing, but “new stations” like East Croydon and Clapham should be like this. It was the best part of Bristol (if you consider the bridge to be in Clifton
).
So, I arrived in Swansea and stayed at the Crescent Guest House, which is on the hill above the seafront road, which goes to Mumbles. Swansea (or Abertawe in Welsh) is a city which had a bit of everything. It’s well connected and the city centre is post war and uninspiring. The countryside around though is amazing and it has miles of sandy shores. The city centre is irrelevant though, because the Marina is nice, with waterfront cafes, bars, cobbled walkways etc, and there is a cycle path through it. There is still development going on, but this didn’t spoil my enjoyment. The cycle path continues along the esplanade to Mumbles, which is busy but very nice. The road continues up around the Gower peninsula too, which is a very beautiful area. The seafront road is busy and congested, but it’s colourful and pretty. I really like it.






Dave and Jane at the guest house were most helpful in recommending places to go, and keen cyclists too. The rates were reasonable and the food good and plentiful. The room was comfy with en suite and Freeview, plus there is free internet access with cat5 sockets in the rooms and a shared machine downstairs.




On the Friday I took the Heart of Wales railway line to Llangadog, which is a small village on the edge of the Brecon Beacons. There are only four trains a day in each direction! At most stations you have to “hail” the train, like a bus, or it will not stop. Plus the train staff have to operate the level crossings by pressing a button on the platforms! Most amusing and quaint. I then cycled from Llangadog, over The Black Mountain, which is 600m high, back over the other side to Ammanford, where I caught the train back. The ride was hard but fun and the views were amazing from the top. Very enjoyable. I was concerned I’d miss the train back, as there is a window of 2.5 hours to complete the ride, or a four hour wait for the next train! I had twenty minutes or so to spare, so I was ok, but a flat tyre would have made it a bit tight!





So, did I enjoy my trip - yes. Would I do it again - maybe! Well, I’d change some things, and I think I’d probably start in a “strange” place, as days 1 and most of day 2 were not too far from here and with familiar countryside. Maybe one day I’ll cycle the route of the train line, or spend a week going south to north in Wales, or cycle around the Lake District. I don’t know. All i do know is I was amazed at my fitness - I felt fine and dandy the day after I got back, like I’d not ridden anywhere at all!