Edition!Who is Gok Wan?
Everytime I turn my TV on, this “Gok Wan” guy seems to be on it, telling mingers to take their clothes off! No, please don’t!
So I asked a few women “Who is this Gok guy?” and they all scoffed back at me (like I was stupid) “he used to be 21 stone”…..
Now, that isn’t “who” he is, but apparenty he’s some sort of hero cos now he is slimmer! So effing what? I used to effectively weigh more than him (for my height) and I haven’t felt the need to make mingers take their clothes off and polute TV……
Clearly I’m doing something wrong, but having lost six and a half stone in a year, I don’t give a hoot how much “that guy on the TV used to weigh” I just want to know why he is on my telly making mingers take their clothes off!!!!
And another thing, why does he keep saying “Girlfriend”??!!!
My guess is that, probably, Gok may well be desperate to get a girlfriend!!!!!!
I doubt it, being that he’s gayer than gay!
Well, I suppose that most of our celebrities have either tried to camp themselves up or, in case of say people such as Larry Grayson, Bobby Crush and even Richard Chamberlain, who, all in all, have kept relatively quiet about their sexuality over the years for fear that their private lives be exposed in the gutter press…